who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite hockey player is big enough

don’t you mean imaginary lover from tv shows instead of hockey?

no, i mean hockey.

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Max Domi “flying” high at the NHLPA Rookie Showcase, where he won best performance.

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I think the worst fate you could suffer while attending a sports event is sitting within hearing distance of some dickwipe who insists on commenting on everything in the game even (and epecially) if they don’t know what they’re talking about

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they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

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vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights


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So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.


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